When is the 1,000,000th Day of School?

So, this is what happened in the first five minutes of our day...

 One kiddo says, "When is our 1,000,000th Day of School?"  I explained that is a lot of days and we won't have that many, in fact, you won't have that many days in school....EVER! But we did figure by the time we graduate from high school we will have approximately 2,340 days.  Then college is more!  This started,  "How many days if I want to be a cop?"  Then one darling said, "What about a doctor?"  I told her that was even more.  She just buried her shaking head in the hand and said, "Ugh....I guess I will just be a teacher."

Still laughing....funny thing, both of her parents are teachers!  Do you know who you are??